cheems
cashcat is just me wearing someone else's face.
the crying cat gave the face. i gave the entire body. one of us is doing the heavy lifting and it is not the face.
build a cashcat
drag the crying face onto the cheems body. see what you get.
the receipts
every claim on this page is one click from the chain. here they are.
we are not asking you to trust us. we are asking you to click.
before the door closed
noxa was the launchpad on robinhood chain. it ran for about ten days.
cheems deploys on noxa. 04:09:50 utc. uniswap v3, 1% pool.
noxa halts new token launches. bot spam, low-quality deploys.
noxa redirects all future fees to creators. its own revenue share goes to zero.
noxa dissolves. ~60,000 tokens launched, ~75% of all deploys on the chain.
cheems made it in before the door closed.
the formula
this is not a theory. it is a subtraction.
the face
the crying cat brought the eyes, the tears, the wobbling chin. it brought about 15% of the pixels.
the body
cheems brought the pose. the slump. the shoulders. the entire silhouette you actually recognise from across the room.
take the face off a cashcat and you have a cheems. take the body off and you have nothing to sell.
how to buy
get on robinhood chain
bridge some eth over. cheems trades against weth.
copy the contract
0x02cf701ddb38ec16c3b13eb410dff284c78d7cbb. paste it, do not search by name.
swap on uniswap v3
the pool is the 1% fee tier. set your slippage accordingly.
hold the body
that is the whole strategy. there is no roadmap.
cheems is not cashcat. different token, different contract. cashcat is a separate project that happens to use the same body.